Hello, YouTubes! Who takes the wibbly-wobbly rainbow takes the universe! But, bad news everyone, ‘cause guess who! Ha! Except, you lot, you’re all whizzing about, it’s really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM NYANING!

Now, the question for the hour is, “Who’s got a Nyan TARDIS?” Answer: I do. Next question: “Who’s coming to take it from me?” Come on, look at me! No web popularity, no memes, no albums worth a darn, oh, and something else: I don’t have anything to lose! So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little pop tart with all your silly little whiskers, and you’ve got any plans on taking the Nyan TARDIS tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, AND THEN, do the smart thing! Let Tumblr try first.